Mr Badaxe writes:
I was a test tube baby born under the sign of pyrex. I’ve had tea with the Beatles and toured the world. I am proud to have been selected by the Official Monster Raving Loony Party to contest the seat of Bramcote and Beeston North.
The only party that’s on everybody’s side, no matter what their political persuasion may be.
Remember that the only wasted vote is one not used.
Love and peace. Mr Badaxe.